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Mom Tips in Division: Mom Jokes

How To Get a New Dishwasher

ceoMom 101, Jennifer

Divisions: Cleaning, Mom Jokes

Submitted by ceoMom 101, Jennifer

If you want a new dishwasher because yours is on its last leg, make your husband do the dishes for several days in a row. He'll get on your side... read more

Wonder Woman

ceoMom 797, Ashley

Divisions: Mom Jokes

Submitted by ceoMom 797, Ashley

I saw this the other day somewhere and loved it. Of course my fiance didn't understand it until I explained it.

"Wash this, clean that, vacuum here, dust there,... read more

The Middle Wife

ceoMom 216, Heidi

Divisions: Mom Jokes

Submitted by ceoMom 216, Heidi

Re-organizing my office I came across the following article. It still makes me laugh!

By an Anonymous 2nd grade teacher

I've been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have... read more

Dinosaurs

ceoMom 216, Heidi

Divisions: Preschoolers, Mom Jokes

Submitted by ceoMom 216, Heidi

Today my preschool students and I talked about the wind, hail and severe lightning storm we experienced last Thursday. Our conversation brought us to Oregon's biggest wind storm on Columbus... read more

Mom My Ride

ceoMom 101, Jennifer

Divisions: Mom Jokes

Submitted by ceoMom 101, Jennifer

I don't know if I want to laugh or cry. But only a mom with a minivan will understand. Watch this:

http://www.carspace.com/videos/play!id=.5b4626fa

Funny Mom Quote of the Day

ceoMom 101, Jennifer

Divisions: Mom Jokes

Submitted by ceoMom 101, Jennifer

"You can tell your child's height by looking at the snot marks on your jeans."

Michael Phelps at an Early Age

ceoMom 101, Jennifer

Divisions: Mom Jokes

Submitted by ceoMom 101, Jennifer

I got this today from a friend of mine. I had to laugh! Click on the image below.

Recipe for a Happy Day

ceoMom 216, Heidi

You need:

1 cup friendly words
2 heaping cups of understanding
4 heaping tsp. time and patience
A pinch of warm personality
Dash of humor

Mixing:

... read more

From the Mouth of Babes

ceoMom 216, Heidi

Divisions: Healthy Living, Mom Jokes

Submitted by ceoMom 216, Heidi

I am really spoiled when it comes to laughter. I work with children every day and the things they are coming up with make me laugh. Well, here is one... read more


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