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ceoMom 210, Aimee

Divisions: Mom Jokes

Submitted by ceoMom 210, Aimee

This made my day!

This from a proud mom:
I was out walking with my 4-year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. "Why?" my daughter asked. "Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty, and probably has germs," I replied. At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Momma, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart." I was thinking quickly. "All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mom Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mom."

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information. "OH...I get it!" she beamed. "So if you don't pass the test you have to be the dad." ''Exactly" I replied back with a big smile on my face.

4 comments
ceoMom 306, Connie

ceoMom 306, Connie

I knew there was a reason that I'm a mom, but I'm not sure I passed the test!

ceoMom 374, Kristina

ceoMom 374, Kristina

What an incredibly smart little girl obviously being raised by an extremely brilliant Mother! I am sure she will ace the Mommy test when it is her turn! Keep up the great work Mom!

ceoMom 101, Jennifer

ceoMom 101, Jennifer

Haha! That is just classic! LOL!

ceoMom 284, Mindy

ceoMom 284, Mindy

That is awesome!! You have to send that one into Readers' Digest!!

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